What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the difference between anxiety and depressive neurosis?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

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Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can one learn to talk frankly?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

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